Wednesday 17 April 2013

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Kafi purane Zamane Di Gal hai.. Ek Vaar ek Banda Apni Beri(wood boat) lai k Ndi (River) de duje paar chalea c.. Beiri vich kuj Zaanwar c.. 

Jehna vich ek Bander (monkey) c, Ek Bakri (Goat) te Ek Ohhoth (camel) c..

Jad oh Banda paani vich Beiri lai k turrn lga ta kol ek Mahapursh khde c..

Mahapursh :- Gal Sun sjna., eh Beiri teri Dubb Jani aa raah ch.. Eh Duje paar ni lgni..

Beiri wala :- ahve Dubb Ju, mai 27 saal toh Beiri chloun wala kamh kar reha haan.. Beiri ahve Dubb Ju..

Oh Banda Beri Lai k turr pea..

Ohi Gal hoyi.. Raah vich Beri Dubb gai.. Oh banda msa Tair k Bahar ayea te mahapursha nu kehn lga..

Twanu kida pta c ki Beri Dubb Jawegi..

Mahapursh ji kehnde..

Teri Beri te Sawaar hi eho jehe c.. Ohna teri Beri Dobb deni c.. Te dekhla Dob v diti..

Beri wala :- maharaj mai smjhea nahi.. ??

Mahapursh Ji :- Lai fir Sun.. Teri Beri te baitha c ek Baander..(monkey)

Baander da subah hunda hai ki eh Tikk k nahi baith da.. Eh Shaal (jumb)Maar k Bakri di pith te beh gea hona.. Bakri Darr gai.. Ohne Oohth(camel) de muh te Pair rakh dita..

Oohth v darr gea., ohda Balance Vigad gea..

Nateeja eh hoyea ki teri Beri Dubb gai..

Dosto., eh Sansaar v ek Samunder (ocean) hai..

Beri ek Din Sadi v Dubb Jani J.. Kyuki Sadi Beri vich v kuj istrah de hi Sawaar ne,

Kaam, Krodh, Lobh, etc.

So, Guru pyari saad Sangat ji.. Aajo Parmatma aggey Ardass benti karie k maharaj Tusi hi sadi Beri farh k Paar Lga dwo.. Nahi te kite Asi v na Dubb Jayie..

Saturday 23 February 2013

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Menu Kafi munde Hun tak keh chuke ne ki mai Saint Jarnail Singh Bhindra walea baare kuj likha.. Menu italy., Dubai., Canada.. Etc Desha toh v N.R.I. veera de phone aa rahe ne ki Saint Jarnail Singh baare kuj likho.. So.., twadi Sab di Zordaar Mangh te Ek Nimaani jehi kosish kiti hai likhn di.. Parmatma mehar kare..

Saint Jarnail Ji da Jnam 12 Feb 1947 nu Moge de kol Bagapurana toh 5 K.m. Door 1 pind Lande Rode vich hoyea..
Ehna de pita ji da Nam Joginder Singh te Mata da Nam Nihal kaur c... Saint Jarnail Singh Honi 7 Pra(veer) c... Saint Ji sab toh chote c..
Jad Saint Jarnail Singh ji ajey nikki umar de c.. Ta Ek Vaar Saint Kartar Singh ehna de pind gaye..

Oh Saint Jarnail Singh ji Ghar aaye te Saint Ji de Pita ji Bhai Joginder Singh ji nu keha ki sanu tera ek munda chaidha hai.. Apna ek munda tu sanu de de..

Bhai Joginder Singh ne apne 7 de 7 munde lea k Khde kar dite te keha..

Tusi jehra v munda laina lai lwo..

Saint Kartar Singh ji ne Sab nu dekhea. Akeer ohna di Nigah sab toh chote Saint Jarnail Singh te pai..

Ohna ne Saint Jarnail Singh te hath rakh dita te keha..

Joginder Singh.. Apna eh munda sanu de de.. Eh Saint v banega te sipahi v bangea..
Saint Kartar Singh da bachan sach sabat hoyea..

Saint kartar Singh Ji., Saint Jarnail Singh ji nu apne nal Amritsar lai aaye.. Ehthe Saint Jarnail Singh ne Saint Kartar Singh toh videa Prapat kiti te Gurbani parhni sikhi.,,

Te Ehthe hi waqt aoun te Saint Jarnail Singh Damdami Taksal de 14th head bne..

Ek Vaar Jarnail Subeg Singh jehra ki Hindustan di fouj da jarnail c.. Oh Bangladesh di Larhai Jitt k jad vapis murhea ta Delhi Sarkaar ne ehda koi Maan Satkaar na kita kyuki oh ek Sikh c... Jarnail Subeg Singh nu eh gal bdi buri lgi.. Ohne isteefa de dita te Fensla kita ki oh poore Hindustan vicho koi na koi eho jeha Insaan labhu jehra Sacha sucha hovu te jehra Sikh Dharm lai apni Jaan kurbaan krn wala hovu..

Oh Amritsar Saint Jarnail Singh Kol aagea.. Saint Jarnail Singh Ji Langar Haal upar baithe c.. Ohthe Jarnail Subeg phelhi Vaar Saint Jarnail Singh Bhindra walea nu milea.. Ohthe jarnail Subeg Ne Bhindra walea toh kuj sawaal Jawaab puche.. Subeg Singh Saint jarnail Singh ji di galbaat toh impress hoyea te ohthe hi reh pea.. Army vich hon krke ohnu larhai etc Krn de Saare tareeke pta c..

Akheer 1984 v aa gea..
Hindustan Army ne Sri Darbaar Sahib te Hamla kar dita...

Eh kehna Galt nahi hovega ki Jehra ithaas Guru Gobind Singh Maharaj ne Chmkour Sahib di Garhi vich Rachea c.. Ohi ithaas ithe Sri Darbaar Sahib vich Saint Jarnail Singh ne Rach dita c..

Chamkaur di Garhi vich v ek Taraf 10 Lakh fouj c te 40 Sikh c..

Te Sri Darbaar vich v ek Taraf Lakhan de Hisaab na Hindustani fouj c te ek Taraf Ginti k de 40-45 Sikh..

Larhai Shuru ho gai.. Larhai di Command Jarnail Subeg Singh ne Sambaali..

Ohne Hi Har ek Sikh nu ohdi Sahi Jagah te Lagayea.. Ta ki Larhai vich Ghatt toh Ghatt Sikh Saheed Hon te Zyada toh Zyada Dushman Marn..

Larhai poore zor te c.. Roj pta nahi kinni k Hindustani fouj maari Jaandi..Fouj Goli toh darr Darr k larhde c.. Par Guru de Sher ta larhe hi Goli khaan lai c.

Sari Parikrma Ek Vaar khoon nal Laal ho gai.. Sarower Laasha nal parr gea..,

agli Vaar jad kde Golden Temple Jana ta ohthe jad Parikrma krni ta ek ek kadam nal mehsoos krna ki ehthe koi Guru da sikh saheed hoyea c.. Ohde Lahu di Khusboo ajh tak Darbaar Sahib dia Kandha vich aoundi ae.

Akheer Jarnail Subeg Singh de Goli Vaj gai..

Jad Jarnail Subeg Singh apne Aakhri Saah te c ta ohne parmatma da shukar kita ki shukar hai meri Saint Jarnail Singh Bhindra Wale nal Nibh gai..

Hun Larhai poore zor te.. Saint Jarnail Singh Bhindra walea ne saare Sikh ikathe kite te keha ki Hun Mout samhne hai.. J kise nu apne ghar parivaar di fikar hai ta oh larhai shadk Huney Huney Bahar nikal skda hai.. Baad ch nahi waqt miLna.. Par Koi v Sikh Larhai Shad k Na gea..

jarnail Singh nu Sikha da eh Honsla buland dekh k bdi khushi hoyi.

Saint Jarnail Singh ne Sham de 5 K Vae Saare Sikh Dobara ikathe kite te puchea Ki Hun saade Kol kina k Asla Baaki hai.. asi tad tak Larhde rehna hai jad tak jah asi ni khtam ho jaande jah Asla nahi khtam ho jaanda..

Saint Jarnail Singh Bhindra walea ne Saare Hathiyaar ikathe kite keha..

Sikho., Time Note kar lwo kal Asi Savere 7 Vaje Saheedi de deni hai.. koi v Sikh Honsla na Shde.. Ek Gal Hor.. Goli Hikk te Khaani hai.. Pith te nahi..

Saint ji eh ailaan kar k Bahar Parikrma te aa gaye.. Ishaan kita.. Fir Rehsaas Sahib da paath kita..

Saint Jarnail Singh ne apni poori Zindagi vich kdi Nitneam nahi c Shadea c..,,
Rehraas krn toh baad ohna ne 2 Ghante soh k Araam kita..

Fir raat de 2 vaj gaye.. ohna ne uth k Ishaan kita.. Jap Ji Sahib da paath krke Akaal purakh Waheguru aggey Ardass Kiti..

Sveare 5 vaje Jung fir Shuru ho gai..

7 vaje tak jung lagataar hundi rahi.. Saint Jarnail Singh ne dekhea ki ajey Asla Haiga hai Larhn lai.. Ohne ne keha ki Saheedi Hun 8 Vaje Deni aa..

Fir 8 Vaje tak Jung Lagtaar chldi rahi. Saint Jarnail Singh ne dekhea ki Asla ajey v Haiga hai. Ohne ne Keha ki Saheedi Hun 9 vaje deni hai..

9 vaj gaye.. Saint Jarnail Singh ne dekhea ki Hatiyaar ajey v Haige ne.. Asi 30min tak Hor larh skde haan.. Ohna ne Keha ki 9.30 vje Saare Saheedi de Denge..

Jad 9.30 hoye ta Saint Jarnail Singh Akaal Takhat de thalheo Zameen vicho Bahar aa gaye.. Sab toh aggey oh c..

Golian chalian.. Te istrah Saint Jarnail Singh ne Akaal Takhat Sahib aggey Saheedi diti..

Ohna da Jeevan Sach much bahut ucha sucha c.. Oh ek Sache Saint Sipahi c..
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Kulveer ek 
Safal bussiness Man c.. Ohnu sirf Jittna aounda c.. Oh Apni Jitt Lai kuj v Kar skda c.. Kise v hadh tak jah skda c.. Oh Ek Safal businessman hon de nal nal ek behadh tej Dimag te chalaak c..

Kulveer apne office vich baitha kuj soch reha hai.. Ohdi Nazar Sahmne clock te hai.. Oh Lagataar Clock dekhi ja reha hai..

Darwaaje te Dastak hundi hai.. Eh office vich kamh krn wala Satveer c.. Eh Kulveer da ek trah da dost v c.. Eh Har waqt Kulveer de nal hi rehnda c.. Eh umar vich Kulveer nalo 2 k Saal vadha c..

Satveer: Excuse me Sir..??

Kulveer da dhyaan ohdi Gal te nahi.. Oh ajey v clock walh dekhi Jaanda hai..

Satveer :- (ek Vaar fir.) excuse me Sir..

Kulveer ne Satveer walh dekhea.. Te bina kuj bole ohnu baithn da ishara kita te Dobara Clock walh dekhn lag pea..

Satveer :- Sir, is clock vich ki dekh rahe ho..??

Kulveer ne ek Lamba saah lea..

Kalveer :- Waqt...!! Waqt dekh reha haan.. waqt di raftaar dekh reha haan.. Waqt ne Ki da Ki bna dita.. Ajh toh 5 Saal phelan ki c mere Kol.. Kuj v nahi.. Par dekh.. Ajh ki nahi hai..,, eh hai waqt di khed (game).. Dunia di koi v eho jehi cheej nahi.. Jehnu mai paa na ska..

Satveer :- Haan Sir.,, Par tusi istrah kyu keh rahe ho ajh..

Kulveer :- Satveer.. Ajh toh 5 saal phelan mere kol kuj v nahi c.. Mera Maa peo nahi c.. Ek Jateem Khaane ch rehn wala bujarg menu lai gea.. Ohnu mera paalan poshan Kita.. Thora bahut Parhayea Likhayea.. Par ek Buri Adat c ohde ch.. Sharaab pee k menu Kutt da bda c.. Ek Din menu 12 rupee de k kehnda Sharaab di bottle lai k aa.. Raat bahut c.. Mai 12 rupee di bottle lai li te ghar walh turr pea.. Raah vich ek Banda mil pea..Kehnda 12 rupee lai la.. Bottle menu de de.. Mai nah kar diti.. Kehnda 15 Lai la.. Mai bina waqt Gawaye bottle ohnu de Diti.. Eh meri Zindagi di Sab toh Phelhi Deal c.. Jehri mai 17 saal di umar vich ek Sharaabi nal kiti c te jehne menu 3 Rupee profit dita.. Is 3 rupee de profit ne mera Dil bda Vda dita.. Mai Ghar Vapis na gea.. Ohs toh baad mai ohna 15 Rupee da business shuru kita te houli houli dekh.. Ajh mere Kol 1500 crore rupee di apni company hai.. Ehnu waqt di khed na kahva te hor Ki kahva..

Satveer 2 min chup baitha reha.. Fir ekdum puchea..

Satveer :- Sir., oh Jateem Khaane da bujarg kithe hai.. Jehnu twanu paalea..??

Kulveer :- pta nahi., mai 1-2 ohda pta kita c.. Par kuj pta nahi lga.. Shyd oh na reha hove Hun.. Ohda ek Munda c apna Amreet.. ohda v Hun koi pta nahi.. Pta nahi kithe ne Dono.. Jinda vne k nahi..

Satveer :- Sir, Tusi Jehra Keha c ki twanu ek Pind vich factory lai Zameen chaidhi hai.. Mai Ferozpur dekol ek pind de Kol Zameen dekhi hai..Ohthe Canal v nalhai., so, water supply di v koi prblm nahi hai.. Nd eh Jagah Pind de bahar Bahar hai.,so., pollution da v koi Darr nahi.. Par Sir..??

Kulveer :- Par Ki..??

Satveer :- Sir, oh pind de Sarpanch nal contact kita c is baare ch.. Par oh mushkil hai ki Manega.. Oh kehnda hai ki mai apna pind Nark nahi bnouna Factory di Gandi Hwa nal..

Kulveer :- Ashaa., theek hai.. Tusi Gaddian Kdo., mai dekhda Haan ki krna hai..

Satveer chal Jaanda hai..

Kulveer apne Cabin vicho Bahar aounda hai.. har koi ohnu dekh k Khda ho Jaanda hai.. Par oh bina kise nu dekhe Bahar Khdi apni Landcruzer Gaddi vich baith Jaanda hai.. Ohde piche hi 3-4 Gaddian Hor Ferozpur walh turr paindia ne..

Sab toh Agli Gaddi vich Kulveer., Satveer te ohna da Driver hai..
Raaste vich ek Bus Stand te ek Kudi Khdi c.. Joh behadh Sohni Lag rahi c teHar Aounde Jaande da dhyaan apne walh Khich rahi c..
Achanak Kulveer Di Nazar ohde te pai gai..

Ohne ek Dum Break Maaran lai keha..

Gaddian ek Dum Ruk gaiyaan..

Satveer :- ki hoyea Sir..?

Kulveer ne Kudi walh Ishara Kar Dita..

Kudi v Hairaan reh gai.. Ohde kol ek Dum 4 Mehngaia Gaddian aa rukian c..

Satveer ne kudi walh dekhea..

Satveer :- Hun fir.. ??

Ene chir nu Bus aa gai.. Kudi Bus vich baith gai c.. Ohne Kulveer nu Nah Dekhea..

Kulveer :- Is kudi di jagah is tutti jehi Bus vich nahi.. Blki Meri Gaddi di Agli seat te honi chaidhi hai.. Ek Kamh karo., apna ek Banda ehde piche Laawo.. Pta kro eh kitho di., ki kardi hai., ehda peo ki krda hai.. Sab kuj.. Mai 2 Ghante ch ehda Sara Bio data mil Jana chaidha hai..

Satveer :- Ok Sir..

Satveer Gaddi vicho utrea.. Pichi Gaddi Kol gea.. Ohde vich baithe munde nu Sari Gal dsi te keha..

''..Tu Hun Saade nal nahi aouna., Eh Gaddi shad te Ohde magar Bus vich baith.. 2 ghante ch sari information collect kar.. Sir da order hai..

Munda :- ho Javega..

Satveer Vapis Gaddi vich aa baitha.. Gaddi turr pai te oh ohs pind ch pouchgaye.. Jithe Kulveer ne Zameen khreedni c..


Kulveer Gaddi vicho Bahar Niklea.. Ohne Zameen dekhi.. Ohnu kafi vadia lgi..

Kulveer :- Deal Fix ho gai..

Satveer :- Sir Zameen de Malik nal gal ho chuki hai.. Oh 5 crore 27 Lakh Manghda c.. Par 5 crore 17 Lakh vich Deal Fix hoyi hai.. Aastaam paper ready ho.. Sab kuj ready hai.. Bus Sarpanch de signature hone baaki ne.. Ohdi Manjuri toh bina Asi factory shuru nahi kar skde..

Kulveer :- Sarpanch da Ghar Kithe hai.. ??

Gaddian turr paiyaan..

Kulveer Sarpanch Ghar pouchea..

Sarpanch vehre vich baitha c..

Sarpanch :- tusi fir aa gaye.. Mai ek vaar keh te dita hai ki factory nahi lgn deni.. Hor kuj baki reh gea..

Satveer :- Dekho Sarpanch Saab.. Is Factory da twade pind nu bahut fayda hovega.. Twade pind nu Kapra Sasta milega.. Hor te Hor twade pind de vehle turre firde mundea nu is factory vich Kamh dita javega..

Sarpanch :- Ashaa.. Par jehra is factory da pind te Bura asar paina oh.. mai koi Anpad banda nahi haan.. I'm well educated person te menu chnghi trah pta hai ki is Factory na pind vich cancer vrgia bimaria lag skdia ne..

Satveer :- Sarpanch Saab plz..

Sarpanch :- Na., mai kuj nahi Sun na..

Kulveer :- Kinne paise chaidhe tenu..??

Sarpanch :- Kiiii....??

Kulveer :- Kinne paise chaidhe ne tenu..??

Sarpanch :- (Gusse ch) Mera Zameer Vakaau nahi.. Tere kuj k paisea de bdle mai Lokan di Zindagi nal Khilwaar nahi kar skda.. Hun dfa hovo ehtho.. Is toh phelan ki mai apna aap Gwa dwa..

Kulveer :- ( Gusse ch) theek ae fir., Hun karla joh krna., Hun factory Lagu te is pind ch Hi Lagu.. Te Lagu v tere Ghar de Samhne..

Roula Sun k Sarpanch di Ghar wali te ohna di kudi v Bahar aa gai..

Kudi :- tusi hunde kon ho mere papa nal istrah gal krn wale..

Kulveer ne kudi walh dekhea.. Eh ta ohi kudi c Jehnu Kulveer ne Bus Stand Dekhea c.. Kulveer ohnu dekhde hi ohde Khyaal vich Gwaach gea..

Kudi kol aa k fir bde Gusse nal boli..

Kudi :- Tusi Hunde Kon ho Mere Papa nal Batmeezi krn Wale..

Kulveer chup khda ohnu dekhda reha.. Oh Muskrayea..

Kudi :- twanu punjabi smjh aoundi k nahi.. I say Get Lost from here..

Kulveer bina Kudi de chehre toh Nazar Hataye Kol Khde Satveer nu bolea..

''..Gaddian Kdo..''

Satveer :- whtt..??

Kulveer :- Gaddian Start kro..

kulveer Kudi walh Lagtaar dekhda Gaddi ch jah baitha te chal gea..

Kudi :- (Gusse nal) nonscence..

Satveer :- Sir, is kudi da Nam Jot hai., te eh ek school vich Teacher hai.. Eh is pind di hi hai te Sarpanch di kudi hai.. Ek Gal Hor., ehda ek boyfrnd v hai, jehra Roz is nu Bus vich milda hai.. Sir Hun twade kol koi option nahi.. Kudi de peo nal tusi Huney Larhaaye ho.. Kudi nal twadi phelhi mulakaat v ho chuki hai.. Maaf krna par Hun tusi Is kudi baare sochna Shad Dwo.. hun Sari khed Khtam ho chuki hai..

Kulveer :- Mere Lai Khed kdi Khtam nahi hundi.. Mere Lai Khed Hamesha Shuru hi hundi Hai.. Te Khed ta Hun Shuru hoyi Hai.. Pta kro ehda bf kon hai te ki krda hai.. Te eh jis school ch Teacher hai.. Oh Private hai jah Goverment..

Satveer :- Private..

Kulveer :- Khreed Lwo..

Satveer :- Are you Serious Sir..

Kulveer :- Haan Khreed Lwo.. Jini Keemat Manghde Dwo.. Khreed Lwo te is kudi nu Principal bnavo.. Mai dekhda Haan ki eh kistrah meri nahi hundi..

Satveer :- Ok Sir.. Par Kudi da peo.. Ohda ki karoge..??

Kulveer :- phelan kudi Di Nazar ch chngha bananga.. Peo di baad ch dekhi Jaawu..
Agle Din Kulveer Kudi de school ch gea.. Office vich meeting kiti te chal gea.. Ohnu Jaande dekh Kudi ne dekhlea..

Kudi Principal kol gai..

Principal Kafi Pareshan baithi c..

Jot :- Madam oh ki krn ayea c ehthe..??

Principal :- School Khreedna choundha eh..

Jot :- Kyu..??

Principal :- Tere Lai.. Tu hi keha hona ohnu.. Tenu Principal bnouna choundha oh.. Tere Nam te school Khreedna choundha.. Ki Lgda c tera..??

Jot :- Wht the hell is this..

Oh bahar pajh gai..kulveer Gaddi vich baithn lga.. Jot ne ek dum Gusse nal ohda hath farh lea..

Jot :- Tu Andar Ki Bkwas Karke ayea..?? Tenu ki lgda mai tere paise te Mar Jaawangi.. Nahi Kde nahi.. Apne Gande irade mere toh door rakh.. Meri last warning ae.. J Hun tu koi v Harkat kiti ta mai police kol chal jana..

Kulveer chup krke Sunda reha..

Jot chal gai.. Kol khda Satveer bolea..

''..Sir, ajey v time hai.. Ehde piche Waqt na Gawao.. Twade paise da ehde te koi Asar nahi hona.. Kuj Hor tareeka Socho.. ??

Kulveer :- ehda accident Karwao..

Satveer :- matlb..??

Kulveer :- matlb saaf ae.. Jad ajh chuti toh baad eh Bus stand tak Turr k jaawe.. Ta ek Bike expert apni Bike ehde ch lea k maare.. Par is Gal da dhyaan rakhna ki ehnu Koi Gambeer Satt na lge.. Bike eni k Zyada tej hoveki ehnu satt katt lge teeh Darr Zyada jaawe.. Baaki mera Kamh..

Satveer :- par ehda boyfrnd..??

Kulveer :- Haan Sach., Oh Kamh ki Karda..

Satveer :- Singer hai Maarha Mota.. Kuj Khaas kamh nahi krda..Gareeb jeha hai te Bus ohda peo hi hai is dunia te..

Kulveer :- Theek ae.. Hun koi bike expert labho.. Mai bus stand te khlota hovanga.. Ek Gal Hor.. Accident Bus Stand kol hi hove..

Doparh de 2 vaj gaye..

Kulveer Hath ch ek copy jehi farh K Bus stand kol khlo gea.. Satveer ek jagah Luk k poori covrage kar reha c..Bike expert apni Bike nal poori trah tyaar khda c..

Jot apne dhyaan nal turri aa rahi c..

Bike expert poori raftaar nal sidhi Bike Jot walh lai k ayea.. Jot poori trah darr gai.. Ohda purse te mobile ohde hath vicho Digg pea.. Bike expert ne Jot kol aa k Is Hiraab nal break maari k Jot Parah Road te digg pai.. Bike expert pajh gea.. Plan mutabik Kulveer phajhda phajhda Jot kol ohdi help lai ayea.. Road te Zor di dign nal ohdi latt te satt lag gaic.. Kulveer ne ohnu apnia baaha ch chukea.. Oh bahut Darri hoyi c.. Ohnu Kulveer chngha lga.. Oh Jaldi hi behosh ho gai.. Kulveer ohnu Hospital lai gea.. Jad tak ohnu Hosh na aa gai ohde kol ohda hath farh k baitha reha..

Jot nu oh Hun chngha lgn lga..

Kulveer apni Gaddi vich Jot nu ohde Ghar tak Shadn gea..

sarpanch nu v Jad is gal da pta lga ta ohne Kulveer da Dhanwaad kita..

Kulveer Ohs pind ch hi reh pea.. Oh Roz Jot nu ohde school tak Shad k aounda te fir lai k v aounda..

Jot nu v Hun oh bda chngha lagn lag pea c..

Ohne apne purane boyfrnd nu phulha dita te Kulveer nu accept kar lea..

Ek Din..

Satveer :- Sir, Jot ta Hun bahut Mardi Hai Twade te..

Kulveer :- Haan Kyuki Mai sirf Jittna Jaanda da.. Haarna menu pasand nahi..

Satveer :- Sir Twanu Koi milan ayea hai.. Ki andar phej dwa..??

Kulveer :- Kon hai.. ??

Satveer :- Sir., eh Jot de phelhe boyfrnd da bujarg peo hai.. Ohde Boyfrnd nu twade te Jot baare sara pta lag gea hai te is baare ch hi ohne apne peo nu twade koi phejea hai..

Kulveer :- Aoun Dwo.. Te tusi plz bahar Jaawo..

Ohs Munde da peo Andar ayea.. Kulveer te Ohde peo vich takreeban ek Ghanta Galbaat hundi rahi..

Fir ek dum Kulveer bdi Speed nal bahar ayea.. Gaddi vich baitha.. Ohne Satveer nu v nal chalan lai keha.. Te Gaddi Jot de school walh morh lai..

Kulveer Gaddi vicho utrea.. Jot apni class attend kar rahi c.. Kulveer ne Jot nu bahar bulayea..

Kulveer :- menu pyar kardi tu..??

Jot ek dum Hairaan reh gai..

Jot :- ki hoyea.. Istrah kyu puch reha..

Kulveer :- Menu pyar kardi ae k nahi..??

Jot :- Haan.. Krdi Haan..

Kulveer :- apne phelhe boyfrnd nu krdi c..??

Jot :- Haan par.. ?? Plz leave it..

Kulveer :- Mai tenu pyar nahi krda.. Oh perfect hai tere lai.. Ohde nal vihah karwa lai..

Jot :- ki matlb ae tera..?? Pyar koi mjak nahi hunda..

Kulveer :- menu kuj nahi pta.. Tu ohde nal vihah krwa.. J tera peo nahi manda te menu das.. Ek Gal hor.. Oh Hun Gareeb nahi reha.. Mai ohnu apni company vich rakh lea hai.. Ohdi salary v Kafi chnghi ae.. Oh tenu bahut Khush rakhega..

Kulveer Dobara Car vich baitha..

Car Start kiti te shahar walh turr pea..

Kol wali seat te baitha Satveer poori trah Hairaan c..

Satveer :- Sir., menu ek Gal smjh nahi aa rahi.. Tusi ohs kudi lai ena kuj kita.. hun Jad oh Man gai ae ta tusi Inkaar kar dita.. Ajh Tusi pehli vaar Jitt k v Haar gaye..

Kulveer ne ek dum break maari..

Ek Lamba saah lea.. Ohdia Akhan vich Hanju c.. Ohne Satveer walh dekhea te keha..

Nahi Satveer., mai Jitt k nahi Haarea..Blki Haar k v Jitt gea haan..

Satveer :- mai smjhea nahi..

Kulveer :- tenu pta oh bujarg jehra mere Kol ayea oh kon c..??

Oh ohi Jateem Khaane wala bapu c jehne menu is jagah te pohchaayea.. Ajh mai joh v Haan.. Ohde krke Haan..Mai ohnu dekhde hi pehchaan lea c.. Par ohne nahi.. Oh mere paira vich digg pea te keha ki mai ohs kudi nu phulh jawa.. Ohda munda ohs kudi bina Mar jawega.. J ohda aakhri sahara v Na reha ta oh kithe Jaawu..
Mai ohdi Gal baare bahut sochea.. Ohs bujarg da bahut ehsaan hai merete.. j ena k krn nal eh ehsaan lathda hai.. Ta Hor ki chaidha..
Eh gal sahi hai ki Mai Haar gea.. Par j mai Jot nu paa v lainda ta ek bahut vadha paap ho jana c.. Ajh pehli vaar mai Haar k Jitt gea..
Jad Gal kise dia feelings di howe ta Jitt Haar nahi dekhi di..

Satveer :- Par Jot..

Kulveer ne Gaddi Start kiti te keha..

Koi Na., oh Khud smjh jawegi..

Saturday 9 February 2013

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Juma Kumeaar Apne Pind Da ek bda mehnti te Jawaan munda c..!! oh kafi Gareeb c.. Ohde Ghar Har waqt bus Paise Lai hi Kla rehndi c.. Jume Apne Pind di Kudi Chno nal pyar kar baitha...

Chno Bahut Sohni c.. Juma Chno Lai Jaan Den tak jaanda c..

Juma ne Chno nal apne pyar da izhaar kita.. Chno ne agle hi pal ek Zor daar Thapad jume Gareeb de Kad Maarea..

Thapad jume de muh te vjha Par Satt andar Dil tak Lag gai..
Vapis Ghar aa gea.. Ohda Peo vehre ch baitha Mitti nal koi murat bna reha c.. Juma Sidha Chubaare te charh K Ron Lag pea..

Jume da peo Kumeaar c te mitti dea Bahut Sohnia cheeja bnounda c.. Oh Jume nu v kdi Kdi apne nal cheeja bnoun di Jaach Sikhn nu kehnda c.. Par Jume Da Mitti nu hath loun nu ni c jee krda.. Oh Ta Sara Din bus apni Chno de Supne Lainde rehnda c..

Ohde peo ne dekhea ki Munda ajh Kuj udaas lgda..Jume nu awaaz maari.,'oye Jumea, Jumea oye.. Thalhe aa.., oye aa tenu dsa Mitti nal kehri Murat kida banai di aa.. J tenu jaach hovegi fir hi 4 Paise kamavenga.. Fir hi tera vihah hovu..

Juma vichara Chubare te baitha Roh reha c., apni Bapu di Mitti Wali Gal vich ohnu ek umeed Nazar aayi.. Ohnu apne peo di eh Gal bdi vadia lgi,''tu mitti di koi v murat bna skda''

juma apne aap nu kehn lga, ki koi v murat.. Mai apni chno banavanga Mitti di.. Meri mitti di Chno mere toh koi ni Kho skda.. Mai apni mitti di chno nu hi apni chno banavanga..

Istrah Sochda Hoyea Juma thalhe aa gea te kehnda,'Bapu, ki mai Sachi koi v murat bna skda''

Bapu ne Jume walh dekhea te khush ho k kehnda,''Haan putt jumea, koi v..Par tenu Jaach Sikhni Paini phelan..''

5-6 Mahine Langh Gaye... jume hun mitti nal Kuj v bna Lainda c.. Chno da Vihah Nal de Pind kise Munde nal ho gea.., jume us Raat bda royea..

Agle Din Jume ne Apne Chubaare te mitti di Chno bnouni Shuru Kar diti..

Juma Sveare 4 vaje hi uth Painda.. Te Sveare Jungle Pani toh Vehla ho k upar Chubare te chal jaanda.. Te apni Chno nu Mitti nal banai Jaanda.. Fir jad Din de 6 k vaj jaande tah Jume di bajrug maa ohnu awaaz maardi,'ve Jumea, Marjaanea cha te peela Marla.. Pta ni ki krda rehnda Chubaare te..!!

Juma Cha Pee k apne Bapu Nal Dihaari Loun chal jaanda.. Te fir Shaam nu 6 vaje aa k Sidha Chubare te chal Janda.. roti v ohthe hi Khaanda.. Apni mitti di Chno de muh nu v roti di Burki lounda..

Mitti di Chno nal pyar ohda Dino Din vadhda hi jaanda c..

6-7 mahine vich hi ohne apni Mitti di Chno bna Lai c..

Chno jithe Vihahi c.. Ohda Ghar wala Chno nu bahut Maar da Kutt Da c.. Chno ne apne peo nal gal kiti.. Chno ne apne peo nu keha ki Mera Jume nal dobara vihah kar dwo..

Chno da peo Chno nu apne pind lai ayea.. Chno agle din aap jume Ghar ohde nal apne vihah di Gal krn gai..

Juma Chubaare te baitha apni Mitti Di Chno walh dekh k ohde nal Galan kar reha c.. Jume di maa ne awaaz maari,'ve Jumea, thalhe aa., Chno aayi aa.. Kehndi tere nal gal krni koi..''

juma apni Mitti di Chno nal pyar kar reha c.. Asli Chno ta ohde lai Mar gai c..

Juma aggo kehnda,'maa. Mai ni aouna thalhe..

Jad Juma thalhe na ayea te Chno Chubaare te chal gai.. Ohthe jah K ohne joh dekhea oh sachmuch Hairaan kar den wala c..,'Juma Mitti di Chno bna k ohde Nal pyar kar reha c..

Chno ne Juma nu istrah Kardea dekhea te keha,'jumea.. Teri Ibadat Sache Rab ne kabool kar lai.. Dekh teri Chno aa gai.. Teri Jism wali chno..

Jume ne ek min Lai Chno walh dekhea.. Te fir Mitti di Chno Walh dekh k kehnda..

Chno tu Jah.. Mere Lai Jism Hun mitti Brabar hai.. Te eh Mitti wali Chno Hi mere lai Jism wali Chno hai.. Menu teri Lorh nahi.. Ena keh k Juma Dobara apni Mitti wali Chno nal Pyar krn lag pea..

Chno vichari vapis aa gai.. Te Sochn lgi.. Eh kistrah da pyar hai.. Lok ta jism bdle pyar krde ne te eh.. Ehne te mitti nu hi sab kuj smjh lea.. Koi ena pyar kistrah Kar skda..
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Ek Vaar ek Jungle ch agh lag gai..
Agh Jungle vich fael di hi jah rahi c..
Saare Jaanvar apni Jaan bacha k
Pajh rahe c..
Ek nikki jehi chiri v ohthe c.. Oh
Apni Nikki jehi chunj ch paani Lai k
aoundi te agh te paa dindi.. Phave ki
istrah krna ek Bevkoufi c par fir v
oh lagtaar Istrah kar rahi c.. Oh
Paani parh k laioundi te agh te paa
dindi..
Ek Maharpursh Jogi Eh sab dekh
reha c.. Ohne chiri nu apne Kol
bulayea te keha..
''..Ae nikki jehi chiri., tu kyu eh
bekaar kamh kar rahi ae.. Dekh
Jungle di agh kini zyada hai.. Eh tere
kolon nahi bujhni.. Ta fir tu kyu
istrahkar rahi ae.. Tu thak jana paani
poundi ne par teri nikki jehi chunj
de ene k paani nal eh agh nahi
bujhni..
Chiri nu saah charhea hoyea c..
Ohne Mahapursh walh dekhea..
Te keha.,
ae Rab de Bande., haan eh gal sahi
hai ki
mere Kolon eh agh nahi bujhni.. Par
Jad Mai Parmatma di Darghah vich
Hazir hona..
Ta ohthe Agh loun wale v khde hone
ne.. Agh toh darr k pajhn wale v
honene..
Te agh bujoun Wale v khde hone
ne..
Eh gal sahi hai ki Mai eh agh nahi
bujha skdi.par ghato ghatt
parmatma di darghah ch mera Nam
te aa javega agh bujaoun walea ch ki
mai kosish ta kiti c..
Dosto., is kahani nu smjhn di kosish
kro., eh Jungle Sada Sareer hai te
ehde Andar v Agh Lgi hai ek.. Pathar
nu hath la k dekho kdi.. Oh Garm
nahi hunda.. Apne Sareer nu hath la
k dekho.. Twada Sareer Pathar toh
Garm hovega ehda matlb ehde andar
v agh lgi hai.. Saade Sareer Andar v
ek agh lgi hai..
Kaam di agh., krodh di Agh..
Eh nikki jehi chiri Sada Mann (mind)
hai.. apni is chiri de muh vich
Waheguru Naam di Paani di chunj
Parho te Kaam, krodh di agh te
paawo..
Kaam Insaan de Saare Sareer ch
hunda hai.. Ehnu Khtam krna Na
mumkin hai.. Insaan da Jnam hi
Kaam toh hoyea hai ta Saaf Gal hai
ki Rom rom vich Kaam hovega..
Vadhe vadhe Jogi, Rishi muni v
Kaam di agh nahi bujha skde..
Kaam khtam nahi ho skda.. Par
control ch ho skda hai.. J eh control
toh bahar ho jawe ta insaan te ek
Jaanvar ch koi fark nahi reh
Jaanda..
Daass Benti kar reha c ki Saade
Sareer Andar Kaam di agh hai, ehnu
waheguru Nam nal bujavo.,
j twade Kosish krn te v eh agh
control nahi hundi ta oh gal alag
hai..
Jad tusi Parmatma di Dargah vich
Jaavoge ta is Gal da mulh Jrur
pavega ki tusi ek nikki jehi kosish v
kiti c..