Saturday, 23 February 2013

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Kulveer ek 
Safal bussiness Man c.. Ohnu sirf Jittna aounda c.. Oh Apni Jitt Lai kuj v Kar skda c.. Kise v hadh tak jah skda c.. Oh Ek Safal businessman hon de nal nal ek behadh tej Dimag te chalaak c..

Kulveer apne office vich baitha kuj soch reha hai.. Ohdi Nazar Sahmne clock te hai.. Oh Lagataar Clock dekhi ja reha hai..

Darwaaje te Dastak hundi hai.. Eh office vich kamh krn wala Satveer c.. Eh Kulveer da ek trah da dost v c.. Eh Har waqt Kulveer de nal hi rehnda c.. Eh umar vich Kulveer nalo 2 k Saal vadha c..

Satveer: Excuse me Sir..??

Kulveer da dhyaan ohdi Gal te nahi.. Oh ajey v clock walh dekhi Jaanda hai..

Satveer :- (ek Vaar fir.) excuse me Sir..

Kulveer ne Satveer walh dekhea.. Te bina kuj bole ohnu baithn da ishara kita te Dobara Clock walh dekhn lag pea..

Satveer :- Sir, is clock vich ki dekh rahe ho..??

Kulveer ne ek Lamba saah lea..

Kalveer :- Waqt...!! Waqt dekh reha haan.. waqt di raftaar dekh reha haan.. Waqt ne Ki da Ki bna dita.. Ajh toh 5 Saal phelan ki c mere Kol.. Kuj v nahi.. Par dekh.. Ajh ki nahi hai..,, eh hai waqt di khed (game).. Dunia di koi v eho jehi cheej nahi.. Jehnu mai paa na ska..

Satveer :- Haan Sir.,, Par tusi istrah kyu keh rahe ho ajh..

Kulveer :- Satveer.. Ajh toh 5 saal phelan mere kol kuj v nahi c.. Mera Maa peo nahi c.. Ek Jateem Khaane ch rehn wala bujarg menu lai gea.. Ohnu mera paalan poshan Kita.. Thora bahut Parhayea Likhayea.. Par ek Buri Adat c ohde ch.. Sharaab pee k menu Kutt da bda c.. Ek Din menu 12 rupee de k kehnda Sharaab di bottle lai k aa.. Raat bahut c.. Mai 12 rupee di bottle lai li te ghar walh turr pea.. Raah vich ek Banda mil pea..Kehnda 12 rupee lai la.. Bottle menu de de.. Mai nah kar diti.. Kehnda 15 Lai la.. Mai bina waqt Gawaye bottle ohnu de Diti.. Eh meri Zindagi di Sab toh Phelhi Deal c.. Jehri mai 17 saal di umar vich ek Sharaabi nal kiti c te jehne menu 3 Rupee profit dita.. Is 3 rupee de profit ne mera Dil bda Vda dita.. Mai Ghar Vapis na gea.. Ohs toh baad mai ohna 15 Rupee da business shuru kita te houli houli dekh.. Ajh mere Kol 1500 crore rupee di apni company hai.. Ehnu waqt di khed na kahva te hor Ki kahva..

Satveer 2 min chup baitha reha.. Fir ekdum puchea..

Satveer :- Sir., oh Jateem Khaane da bujarg kithe hai.. Jehnu twanu paalea..??

Kulveer :- pta nahi., mai 1-2 ohda pta kita c.. Par kuj pta nahi lga.. Shyd oh na reha hove Hun.. Ohda ek Munda c apna Amreet.. ohda v Hun koi pta nahi.. Pta nahi kithe ne Dono.. Jinda vne k nahi..

Satveer :- Sir, Tusi Jehra Keha c ki twanu ek Pind vich factory lai Zameen chaidhi hai.. Mai Ferozpur dekol ek pind de Kol Zameen dekhi hai..Ohthe Canal v nalhai., so, water supply di v koi prblm nahi hai.. Nd eh Jagah Pind de bahar Bahar hai.,so., pollution da v koi Darr nahi.. Par Sir..??

Kulveer :- Par Ki..??

Satveer :- Sir, oh pind de Sarpanch nal contact kita c is baare ch.. Par oh mushkil hai ki Manega.. Oh kehnda hai ki mai apna pind Nark nahi bnouna Factory di Gandi Hwa nal..

Kulveer :- Ashaa., theek hai.. Tusi Gaddian Kdo., mai dekhda Haan ki krna hai..

Satveer chal Jaanda hai..

Kulveer apne Cabin vicho Bahar aounda hai.. har koi ohnu dekh k Khda ho Jaanda hai.. Par oh bina kise nu dekhe Bahar Khdi apni Landcruzer Gaddi vich baith Jaanda hai.. Ohde piche hi 3-4 Gaddian Hor Ferozpur walh turr paindia ne..

Sab toh Agli Gaddi vich Kulveer., Satveer te ohna da Driver hai..
Raaste vich ek Bus Stand te ek Kudi Khdi c.. Joh behadh Sohni Lag rahi c teHar Aounde Jaande da dhyaan apne walh Khich rahi c..
Achanak Kulveer Di Nazar ohde te pai gai..

Ohne ek Dum Break Maaran lai keha..

Gaddian ek Dum Ruk gaiyaan..

Satveer :- ki hoyea Sir..?

Kulveer ne Kudi walh Ishara Kar Dita..

Kudi v Hairaan reh gai.. Ohde kol ek Dum 4 Mehngaia Gaddian aa rukian c..

Satveer ne kudi walh dekhea..

Satveer :- Hun fir.. ??

Ene chir nu Bus aa gai.. Kudi Bus vich baith gai c.. Ohne Kulveer nu Nah Dekhea..

Kulveer :- Is kudi di jagah is tutti jehi Bus vich nahi.. Blki Meri Gaddi di Agli seat te honi chaidhi hai.. Ek Kamh karo., apna ek Banda ehde piche Laawo.. Pta kro eh kitho di., ki kardi hai., ehda peo ki krda hai.. Sab kuj.. Mai 2 Ghante ch ehda Sara Bio data mil Jana chaidha hai..

Satveer :- Ok Sir..

Satveer Gaddi vicho utrea.. Pichi Gaddi Kol gea.. Ohde vich baithe munde nu Sari Gal dsi te keha..

''..Tu Hun Saade nal nahi aouna., Eh Gaddi shad te Ohde magar Bus vich baith.. 2 ghante ch sari information collect kar.. Sir da order hai..

Munda :- ho Javega..

Satveer Vapis Gaddi vich aa baitha.. Gaddi turr pai te oh ohs pind ch pouchgaye.. Jithe Kulveer ne Zameen khreedni c..


Kulveer Gaddi vicho Bahar Niklea.. Ohne Zameen dekhi.. Ohnu kafi vadia lgi..

Kulveer :- Deal Fix ho gai..

Satveer :- Sir Zameen de Malik nal gal ho chuki hai.. Oh 5 crore 27 Lakh Manghda c.. Par 5 crore 17 Lakh vich Deal Fix hoyi hai.. Aastaam paper ready ho.. Sab kuj ready hai.. Bus Sarpanch de signature hone baaki ne.. Ohdi Manjuri toh bina Asi factory shuru nahi kar skde..

Kulveer :- Sarpanch da Ghar Kithe hai.. ??

Gaddian turr paiyaan..

Kulveer Sarpanch Ghar pouchea..

Sarpanch vehre vich baitha c..

Sarpanch :- tusi fir aa gaye.. Mai ek vaar keh te dita hai ki factory nahi lgn deni.. Hor kuj baki reh gea..

Satveer :- Dekho Sarpanch Saab.. Is Factory da twade pind nu bahut fayda hovega.. Twade pind nu Kapra Sasta milega.. Hor te Hor twade pind de vehle turre firde mundea nu is factory vich Kamh dita javega..

Sarpanch :- Ashaa.. Par jehra is factory da pind te Bura asar paina oh.. mai koi Anpad banda nahi haan.. I'm well educated person te menu chnghi trah pta hai ki is Factory na pind vich cancer vrgia bimaria lag skdia ne..

Satveer :- Sarpanch Saab plz..

Sarpanch :- Na., mai kuj nahi Sun na..

Kulveer :- Kinne paise chaidhe tenu..??

Sarpanch :- Kiiii....??

Kulveer :- Kinne paise chaidhe ne tenu..??

Sarpanch :- (Gusse ch) Mera Zameer Vakaau nahi.. Tere kuj k paisea de bdle mai Lokan di Zindagi nal Khilwaar nahi kar skda.. Hun dfa hovo ehtho.. Is toh phelan ki mai apna aap Gwa dwa..

Kulveer :- ( Gusse ch) theek ae fir., Hun karla joh krna., Hun factory Lagu te is pind ch Hi Lagu.. Te Lagu v tere Ghar de Samhne..

Roula Sun k Sarpanch di Ghar wali te ohna di kudi v Bahar aa gai..

Kudi :- tusi hunde kon ho mere papa nal istrah gal krn wale..

Kulveer ne kudi walh dekhea.. Eh ta ohi kudi c Jehnu Kulveer ne Bus Stand Dekhea c.. Kulveer ohnu dekhde hi ohde Khyaal vich Gwaach gea..

Kudi kol aa k fir bde Gusse nal boli..

Kudi :- Tusi Hunde Kon ho Mere Papa nal Batmeezi krn Wale..

Kulveer chup khda ohnu dekhda reha.. Oh Muskrayea..

Kudi :- twanu punjabi smjh aoundi k nahi.. I say Get Lost from here..

Kulveer bina Kudi de chehre toh Nazar Hataye Kol Khde Satveer nu bolea..

''..Gaddian Kdo..''

Satveer :- whtt..??

Kulveer :- Gaddian Start kro..

kulveer Kudi walh Lagtaar dekhda Gaddi ch jah baitha te chal gea..

Kudi :- (Gusse nal) nonscence..

Satveer :- Sir, is kudi da Nam Jot hai., te eh ek school vich Teacher hai.. Eh is pind di hi hai te Sarpanch di kudi hai.. Ek Gal Hor., ehda ek boyfrnd v hai, jehra Roz is nu Bus vich milda hai.. Sir Hun twade kol koi option nahi.. Kudi de peo nal tusi Huney Larhaaye ho.. Kudi nal twadi phelhi mulakaat v ho chuki hai.. Maaf krna par Hun tusi Is kudi baare sochna Shad Dwo.. hun Sari khed Khtam ho chuki hai..

Kulveer :- Mere Lai Khed kdi Khtam nahi hundi.. Mere Lai Khed Hamesha Shuru hi hundi Hai.. Te Khed ta Hun Shuru hoyi Hai.. Pta kro ehda bf kon hai te ki krda hai.. Te eh jis school ch Teacher hai.. Oh Private hai jah Goverment..

Satveer :- Private..

Kulveer :- Khreed Lwo..

Satveer :- Are you Serious Sir..

Kulveer :- Haan Khreed Lwo.. Jini Keemat Manghde Dwo.. Khreed Lwo te is kudi nu Principal bnavo.. Mai dekhda Haan ki eh kistrah meri nahi hundi..

Satveer :- Ok Sir.. Par Kudi da peo.. Ohda ki karoge..??

Kulveer :- phelan kudi Di Nazar ch chngha bananga.. Peo di baad ch dekhi Jaawu..
Agle Din Kulveer Kudi de school ch gea.. Office vich meeting kiti te chal gea.. Ohnu Jaande dekh Kudi ne dekhlea..

Kudi Principal kol gai..

Principal Kafi Pareshan baithi c..

Jot :- Madam oh ki krn ayea c ehthe..??

Principal :- School Khreedna choundha eh..

Jot :- Kyu..??

Principal :- Tere Lai.. Tu hi keha hona ohnu.. Tenu Principal bnouna choundha oh.. Tere Nam te school Khreedna choundha.. Ki Lgda c tera..??

Jot :- Wht the hell is this..

Oh bahar pajh gai..kulveer Gaddi vich baithn lga.. Jot ne ek dum Gusse nal ohda hath farh lea..

Jot :- Tu Andar Ki Bkwas Karke ayea..?? Tenu ki lgda mai tere paise te Mar Jaawangi.. Nahi Kde nahi.. Apne Gande irade mere toh door rakh.. Meri last warning ae.. J Hun tu koi v Harkat kiti ta mai police kol chal jana..

Kulveer chup krke Sunda reha..

Jot chal gai.. Kol khda Satveer bolea..

''..Sir, ajey v time hai.. Ehde piche Waqt na Gawao.. Twade paise da ehde te koi Asar nahi hona.. Kuj Hor tareeka Socho.. ??

Kulveer :- ehda accident Karwao..

Satveer :- matlb..??

Kulveer :- matlb saaf ae.. Jad ajh chuti toh baad eh Bus stand tak Turr k jaawe.. Ta ek Bike expert apni Bike ehde ch lea k maare.. Par is Gal da dhyaan rakhna ki ehnu Koi Gambeer Satt na lge.. Bike eni k Zyada tej hoveki ehnu satt katt lge teeh Darr Zyada jaawe.. Baaki mera Kamh..

Satveer :- par ehda boyfrnd..??

Kulveer :- Haan Sach., Oh Kamh ki Karda..

Satveer :- Singer hai Maarha Mota.. Kuj Khaas kamh nahi krda..Gareeb jeha hai te Bus ohda peo hi hai is dunia te..

Kulveer :- Theek ae.. Hun koi bike expert labho.. Mai bus stand te khlota hovanga.. Ek Gal Hor.. Accident Bus Stand kol hi hove..

Doparh de 2 vaj gaye..

Kulveer Hath ch ek copy jehi farh K Bus stand kol khlo gea.. Satveer ek jagah Luk k poori covrage kar reha c..Bike expert apni Bike nal poori trah tyaar khda c..

Jot apne dhyaan nal turri aa rahi c..

Bike expert poori raftaar nal sidhi Bike Jot walh lai k ayea.. Jot poori trah darr gai.. Ohda purse te mobile ohde hath vicho Digg pea.. Bike expert ne Jot kol aa k Is Hiraab nal break maari k Jot Parah Road te digg pai.. Bike expert pajh gea.. Plan mutabik Kulveer phajhda phajhda Jot kol ohdi help lai ayea.. Road te Zor di dign nal ohdi latt te satt lag gaic.. Kulveer ne ohnu apnia baaha ch chukea.. Oh bahut Darri hoyi c.. Ohnu Kulveer chngha lga.. Oh Jaldi hi behosh ho gai.. Kulveer ohnu Hospital lai gea.. Jad tak ohnu Hosh na aa gai ohde kol ohda hath farh k baitha reha..

Jot nu oh Hun chngha lgn lga..

Kulveer apni Gaddi vich Jot nu ohde Ghar tak Shadn gea..

sarpanch nu v Jad is gal da pta lga ta ohne Kulveer da Dhanwaad kita..

Kulveer Ohs pind ch hi reh pea.. Oh Roz Jot nu ohde school tak Shad k aounda te fir lai k v aounda..

Jot nu v Hun oh bda chngha lagn lag pea c..

Ohne apne purane boyfrnd nu phulha dita te Kulveer nu accept kar lea..

Ek Din..

Satveer :- Sir, Jot ta Hun bahut Mardi Hai Twade te..

Kulveer :- Haan Kyuki Mai sirf Jittna Jaanda da.. Haarna menu pasand nahi..

Satveer :- Sir Twanu Koi milan ayea hai.. Ki andar phej dwa..??

Kulveer :- Kon hai.. ??

Satveer :- Sir., eh Jot de phelhe boyfrnd da bujarg peo hai.. Ohde Boyfrnd nu twade te Jot baare sara pta lag gea hai te is baare ch hi ohne apne peo nu twade koi phejea hai..

Kulveer :- Aoun Dwo.. Te tusi plz bahar Jaawo..

Ohs Munde da peo Andar ayea.. Kulveer te Ohde peo vich takreeban ek Ghanta Galbaat hundi rahi..

Fir ek dum Kulveer bdi Speed nal bahar ayea.. Gaddi vich baitha.. Ohne Satveer nu v nal chalan lai keha.. Te Gaddi Jot de school walh morh lai..

Kulveer Gaddi vicho utrea.. Jot apni class attend kar rahi c.. Kulveer ne Jot nu bahar bulayea..

Kulveer :- menu pyar kardi tu..??

Jot ek dum Hairaan reh gai..

Jot :- ki hoyea.. Istrah kyu puch reha..

Kulveer :- Menu pyar kardi ae k nahi..??

Jot :- Haan.. Krdi Haan..

Kulveer :- apne phelhe boyfrnd nu krdi c..??

Jot :- Haan par.. ?? Plz leave it..

Kulveer :- Mai tenu pyar nahi krda.. Oh perfect hai tere lai.. Ohde nal vihah karwa lai..

Jot :- ki matlb ae tera..?? Pyar koi mjak nahi hunda..

Kulveer :- menu kuj nahi pta.. Tu ohde nal vihah krwa.. J tera peo nahi manda te menu das.. Ek Gal hor.. Oh Hun Gareeb nahi reha.. Mai ohnu apni company vich rakh lea hai.. Ohdi salary v Kafi chnghi ae.. Oh tenu bahut Khush rakhega..

Kulveer Dobara Car vich baitha..

Car Start kiti te shahar walh turr pea..

Kol wali seat te baitha Satveer poori trah Hairaan c..

Satveer :- Sir., menu ek Gal smjh nahi aa rahi.. Tusi ohs kudi lai ena kuj kita.. hun Jad oh Man gai ae ta tusi Inkaar kar dita.. Ajh Tusi pehli vaar Jitt k v Haar gaye..

Kulveer ne ek dum break maari..

Ek Lamba saah lea.. Ohdia Akhan vich Hanju c.. Ohne Satveer walh dekhea te keha..

Nahi Satveer., mai Jitt k nahi Haarea..Blki Haar k v Jitt gea haan..

Satveer :- mai smjhea nahi..

Kulveer :- tenu pta oh bujarg jehra mere Kol ayea oh kon c..??

Oh ohi Jateem Khaane wala bapu c jehne menu is jagah te pohchaayea.. Ajh mai joh v Haan.. Ohde krke Haan..Mai ohnu dekhde hi pehchaan lea c.. Par ohne nahi.. Oh mere paira vich digg pea te keha ki mai ohs kudi nu phulh jawa.. Ohda munda ohs kudi bina Mar jawega.. J ohda aakhri sahara v Na reha ta oh kithe Jaawu..
Mai ohdi Gal baare bahut sochea.. Ohs bujarg da bahut ehsaan hai merete.. j ena k krn nal eh ehsaan lathda hai.. Ta Hor ki chaidha..
Eh gal sahi hai ki Mai Haar gea.. Par j mai Jot nu paa v lainda ta ek bahut vadha paap ho jana c.. Ajh pehli vaar mai Haar k Jitt gea..
Jad Gal kise dia feelings di howe ta Jitt Haar nahi dekhi di..

Satveer :- Par Jot..

Kulveer ne Gaddi Start kiti te keha..

Koi Na., oh Khud smjh jawegi..

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